By I.C. Deadpeople
Staff Thrill-Seeker Writer
A Gore Gardens amusement park firing squad put a roller coaster ride operator against the wall yesterday in Shadow City, and shot him for giving a train full of guests a second pass on the ride. The operator was supposed to keep the coaster going round and round, time after time (way more than just two times) with the same riders until they couldn’t take it any longer, then push it faster till they perished. That’s entertainment!