By Jack O. Lantern “Head’ Writer/Editor
MONSTER ISLANDS — Join the Jack-o’-Lantern Press Podcast for a voyage through liquid space on this Monster Monday. First-Class tickets are cheap and the U.S.S. JLP submarine is now boarding wherever you listen to podcasts.
This is the first in-monster cruise since before the pandemic. As we return to “normal,” be assured that all abnormal cruise members and guests must be vaccinated, all surfaces aboard the water vessel are disinfected every 666 seconds and Halloween masks are mandatory. That’s because Paradise Cruise Services has your safety as their No. 1 priority. And that’s too bad because that defeats the purpose of the cruise, which is why this particular voyage to “paradise” is going to dive into even deadlier waters, where guests will face off with a variety of bloodthirsty water monsters in oceans and seas, lakes and rivers and swamps. Bad luck to you!
Click HERE to take the voyage on Apple podcasts.
All you Spotify explorers click HERE.
It’s Monster Monday. You’ve made it through Transylveinya to the Monster Islands Docks. Time to get your sea legs (no land lovers here). Your skippers welcome you aboard the U.S.S. JLP. Once inside the submarine, make yourself uncomfortable in Cabin 13. Next stop: THE UNKNOWN.
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