By Cookie Cuttre
Staff ‘burbs Writer
TRANSYL-VEIN-IA
HILLS -- A new batch of kids has been snatched up out of the human world and
placed into the Trick-or-Treat Wargrounds in Trick-or-Treat Tract for monster
training. This pesky group of know-it-alls, according to sources, is said to be
less frightened by scary things and more like what monsters can expect come
Halloween night.
In
years past, the breed of brat brought to the Tract have been frightened too
easily, and monsters have gone into the human world with low expectations, thus
they’ve had a difficult time making them scream, run and/or pee in their
costumes.
“The
trick-or-treaters we got this year are state-of-the-art tricksters, up to date
on all the latest horror trends, and as mischievous and snarky as all get out,”
said Jan, the gorgon at the front desk in the Trick-or-Treat Wargrounds office.
“Monsters are really gonna have to up their game, but they’ll be thankful when
they get into the real human world and are able to handle this new generation
of germs.”
The
trick-or-treat trials began last night at the Wargrounds. Monsters definitely
agree about this year’s youngsters. Most of the ghouls and goblins gave up
after just two rounds of pestering by these little jerks, and about two-thirds
of the monsters announced they wouldn’t be going into the human world for
Halloween after all. They up and called it quits for good.
“These
kids today are vicious,” said a boogeyman who wishes not to give his name. “They're not like they used to be. I’m
better off staying on Monster Island with bloodthirsty mermaids, skeleton
warriors, evil trolls and Kong himself.”
More
trick-or-treaters are being dumped into the Tract this afternoon for tonight’s trials. See Jan
at the Trick-or-Treat Wargrounds office for your chance to get a look at what
you’re up against this Oct. 31.
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