Below is an excerpt from Jack-o’-Lantern
Press’s book, “Transylveinya Traveler: A
Travel Guide for Monsters, Ghosts, Vampires, Aliens, Werewolves, Witches,
Zombies, Demons … And Mad Scientists, Too.”
To purchase the book, go to JackoLanternPress.com. Or click
HERE.
For
those of you giant killer insects out there looking for a big bite to eat, buzz
on over to The Junkyard on Insect Centre Drive. The Junkyard is an eatery that
offers up everything from tasty motorcycles and vans that roving gangs have
stripped bare of parts, to mouthwatering sedans and trucks that are only recently
no longer in operation.
The
place is still somewhat new, but it’s already gaining a reputation as the best
bite in town for ginormous bugs looking for a hearty breakfast, lunch or
dinner. And do you hear that pulsating high-pitched screeching sound (the one
those giant horrible ants make in the 1954 film “Them!”)? That means it’s time
to eat!
“I
have a huge appetite for Volkswagen
Beetles,” said an enormous beetle who lives in town. “My wife never serves the
stuff. She thinks it’s cannibalistic since we share the same name, but, you
know, it’s totally different. That’s fine, though, because The Junkyard has the
best Beetles I’ve ever tasted, most of them with less than 100,000 miles on
them, so I’ll just keep going there when my appetite’s on the loose.”
The
Junkyard also delivers its wrecks. They have a fleet of car carriers that can
transport up to 10 vehicles at a time to your hive or nest, perfect for those
of you lazy bugs with the biggest appetites.
Here
are a few regular items on the menu:
Breakfast
Crashed-Up Hondas with Pasta
Freshly Beat Toyotas
Smoked Volvos
Lunch
Engine-Fried Fords
Chevy Slammedwiches
Boneyardless Infinitys
*Not always available since
these “boneyardless” vehicles are, as their name states, transient
Dinner
Braised BMWs
Mashed-Up Mercedeses
Maseratis al Dented
Dessert
Creamed Mazda Pie
Mini Coopers á la mode
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