It’s
Friday the 13th …
A
full moon is out …
There’s
a lightning storm on its way with enough activity for Dr. Frankenstein to
harness the power needed to bring his newest creation to life …
Teenagers
opened several mysteriously-locked R.L. Stine “Goosebumps” books …
A
member of the Worrell family just finished building a tree house in the same oak a long lost
ancestor used to seal away a deadly troll …
A
devil-red 1958 Plymouth Fury is rolling off the assembly line …
A
somewhat absent-minded skip tracer and a drunkard drained a pool of lethal,
genetically altered piranha into the river system of the world …
An
unwise archeologist opened a mummy’s tomb …
Gremlins
ate after midnight and were exposed to an ungodly amount of water …
Some
imbecile said the words “Klaatu, barada, Nnnn … Necktie” over the Book of the
Dead …
Two
dimwits at the Uneeda Medical Supply building accidentally released a
military-produced chemical called 2-4-5 Trioxin, which rose into the air, fell
back to the earth, and is now seeping into the ground of the nearby cemetery …
A
babysitter put the kids to bed, then invited her boyfriend over for some
lessons in French …
On
the roof of a nearby apartment building, the Keymaster and the Gatekeeper are
opening a supernatural gate for Gozer-worshippers …
Ummmm
…
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