Wednesday, September 25, 2019

Star Sightings: The Bride

SKSKSKSKSKSKSK — The Bride of Frankenstein was seen this morning in Beverly Hills, CA, getting a perm. Sources said that when a nearby hairdresser dropped her hydro flask, The Bride called her a VSCO girl, then began making the sound, “Sksksksksksk” and shouting “And I oop, and I oop.” Shortly after, The Bride went on a rampage about how the world needs to save the turtles by adopting metal straws.

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