By Laye D. Bug
Staff Swarm Writer
A
tent in a small mid-western town thought to be a house infested with termites
was actually a circus tent full of goodies like popcorn, candy and human
beings.
Hordes
of bugs late this afternoon swarmed the red- and yellow-striped structure to
consume all the treats for the taking.
“I
envy the scientifically-engineered insects who can eat large amounts of cotton
candy stands whole,” said a regular-sized cockroach who took part in the day’s
festivities. “My friends and I still had a great time.”
People
were running and screaming for their lives as the insects descended upon them.
“It’s
really cool when they fight back,” said a spider the size of a Porsche Cayenne.
“You can’t do better than that on a Saturday afternoon.”
What
began as a quick stop for fun and games became a great day of amazing terror.
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