A
nice evil family is having trouble adjusting to their new neighborhood on
Mayfield Place in the suburban town of Hinkley Hills, Nowhere, USA. It seems the
family’s neighbors aren’t into the usual wicked activities most monsters are
accustomed to.
It’s
only been a few weeks and trouble is brewing.
“Already
we’ve received several complaints about the crematory noises coming from our
basement,” said the patriarch of the monster family, who wishes to remain
headless. “Evidently these neighbors pushed out another family that lived here
previously who simply wanted to raise their own skeletons. What’s so odd about
that?”
Many
residents in the area have gone to the city to see what can be done about
getting rid of the monster family altogether. According to the Hinkley Hills
City Clerk, the city has no ordinance against evil, as long as residents
conduct that evil in the confines of their own home, which the monster family
has been doing in their basement and backyard since they moved into their place
earlier this month.
The
people, however, will have their day in the council chambers. Next Thursday,
they will take the issue to the Hinkley Hills City Council in hopes of getting
legislation against the monster family’s everyday activities that seem to be so
offensive.
As
of now, the item will be heard right after a discussion regarding the
controversial citywide slurry seal project. Most people want their street done
first. Expect large, angry mobs.
-Skip
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