Monday, August 12, 2019

Jack the Zombie 1968-2019

Jack the Zombie died due to a headshot yesterday evening in the streets of Shadow City. He spent his afterlife doing what he did best -- eating brains. And he ate a lot of them. He’s survived by hundreds of other zombies he infected over the years who are still out there roaming the streets. In lieu of dead flowers, brain donations may be made to the Jack the Zombie Foundation for the Walking Dead.

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