Surprise guests at Witching Hour Fest delay this story

By Jack O. Lantern

‘Head’ Writer/Editor

Witches Meadow -- Hours after a coven of witches opened the Great Portals last Thursday night during the Witching Hour Fest-evil to allow monsters to cross over into the human world for the Halloween season, the worlds-famous Gorgon Sisters surprised us all when they showed up to perform some songs for guests. Ghosts, ghouls and goblins lining up for the portals turned to look, then they turned to stone. Even the witches, having opened the portals, turned to look. They, too, turned to stone. When we of the press realized those gorgon girls were in the vicinity, well, we just listened. And we didn’t turn to stone. Everyone knows not to look into a gorgon’s eyes. Those eyes! They say those eyes pull you in. They say those eyes weaken and can pull in even the strongest of no-lookers. They say it takes just five seconds before … you … turrrnnn … toooooo … sttttttooo—

For the Record: This story was supposed to post on Friday. Curse removal service providers are closed on weekends, and we couldn't get a service monster out to The Meadow to lift the gorgon's curse off our fearless leader until business hours resumed this Monday evening. Mr. Jack O. Lantern is still a little out of it.

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