By Skell E. Ton
Staff Bones Writer
DOWNTOWN
TRANSYLVEINYA -- A new yoga studio just opened on Vein Street for poseable
skeletons only. It’s called Edgar Allan Pose.
Those
looking to travel into the human for Halloween to be placed in various poses to
look like you’re climbing drain pipes, sitting on porch swings or hanging from
garden trellises, these classes are for you.
“Our
yoga programs are taught by world-class, experienced and certified home
decorators who have worked with skeletons from all over many different universes
to create more than 665 spooky poses -- 666 to be exact,” said Raven Ruemorgue,
owner of Edgar Allan Pose. “They embody our special brand of yoga, and they teach
with an intimate understanding of the various poseable skeleton traditions.
Their devotion, lives and the creative positions they create with bony bodies
are their art.”
So
go into the human world this Halloween season more flexible and more inventive than
ever.
“This
is a chance,” Ruemorgue said, “for all you ‘posers’ out there to go pro.”
For
details, visit PoseMe.mon.
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