‘Head’ Writer/Editor
Halloween
is over and most of us monsters are headed back to our own dominion. But
Marley’s Ghost and the other spirits of Christmas are getting the chains
together for the upcoming howliday season.
Tom
the Turkey Terror is excited for his big day approaching.
“I
can’t wait to find someone who thinks he’s gonna put me on his Thanksgiving
dish,” Tom said late last night as he was crossing over from the monster
dominion into the human world. “I’m going after all those scavengers with turkey
on the brain. Gonna be turkey on your face.”
And
while Jack-o’-Lantern Press won’t be
posting stories daily now that All Hallows’ Eve has passed, check in with us
now and again for news on those of us, like Marley’s Ghost and Tom the Turkey
Terror, who will be jumping into the human realm for some non-Halloween season
fun.
Soon
enough, kids will be setting out there Sant-o’-lanterns (jack-o’-lanterns with
Santa hats) on Christmas Eve with hopes that Franken-Claws will pay them a
visit to deliver some monstrous gifts. We’ll bring you up to date on the zombie
apocalypse coming this New Year’s Eve. The Valentine’s Monster, who was kicked
out of Halloween for being purple and pink, will take center stage in February.
Then
there are the evil leprechauns on St. Patrick’s Day and the Easter Beast who
will try again this year to get those eggs before the kids do. Chupacabras will
terrorize on Cinco de Mayo and creatures from the Twilight Zone will haunt the
human world on the 4th of July.
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