Tuesday, July 31, 2018

Multiple brutal slayings discovered

By Jack O. Lantern
‘Head’ Writer/Editor

WITCHES MEADOW -- A werewolf pleaded guilty this evening for the grisly slashing and slicing of several vampires who were found bleeding profusely all over Spell Willows. Hordes of zombies ate out the gory innards of a giant tarantula a few logs down, three mole people were found screaming in a burning car near Coven Creek -- probably the work of the Red Devil -- and an army of aliens probed, tortured and then buried a mummy family alive in a marsh just south of Witch Way Caves. It’s Media Night, and those bleeding vampires, the torn-apart giant tarantula, the torched mole people, the buried mummy family, their predators and other monsters, ghouls and goblins are, as you'd imagine, having a blast as the fun and games are just beginning in preparation for the Witching Hour festivities tomorrow night at midnight, when our favorite witches open the Great Portals for creatures of the night to enter and cross over into the human world for the Halloween season. Jack-o’-Lantern Press was there to meet many of the terrorizers to haunt this year and to get the scoop on some of what’s planned for All Hallow's Eve. It’s gonna be a big one for 2018 -- the monster revolution is upon us. More slippery carnage and joyous tragedy is still on the way. #MonsterRevolution

Friday, July 13, 2018

Season 4 and more on its scary way

By Jack O. Lantern
‘Head’ Writer/Editor

Happy Friday the 13th! And with that, here comes Halloween in a fury.

As Jason sharpens his machete for his big night against teen angst, those of us here at Jack-o’-Lantern Press are pre-scaring for August 1 and the start of our eagerly anticipated, not-hyped-enough Season 4.

This year will be a special one as we report on the upcoming monster revolution and all the breaking monster happenings in the monster world of Transylveinya.

We’ll also see the release of the ultimate travel guide to the monster world, JLP’s “The Transylveinya Traveler: A Travel Guide for Monsters, Ghosts, Vampires, Aliens, Werewolves, Witches, Zombies, Demons…And Mad Scientists, Too.”

So be sure to scurry back here in less than a month’s time for all the monster news and monster entertainment your monster mind craves.

This is your portal to the monster universe.

The clock is ticking…It’s almost time…


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