Tree falls in Merlin Valley Woods and it makes noise

CARPATHIAN MOUNTAINS -- A tree fell in Merlin Valley Woods last night. No one was there to hear it, but the tree was screaming in pain when someone finally arrived with an axe and an offer to chop it up into firewood.

That crying sound you heard all night was, in fact, the sound of a fallen tree in the Merlin Valley Woods. What sweet music it made.