SHADOW
CITY -- A zombie visiting the city of pain over the weekend lost all her
savings on the tables last night in a matter of minutes, and then debt
collectors chased her into a dark alleyway and beat her senseless, sending her to
the morgue.
A
nearby crowd gathered outside the QuickSands Hotel and Casino on the
Sun-Never-Rises Strip and applauded young Cindy Erated’s tragic circumstances as a
skeleton crew tossed her bloody carcass into a hearse.
“You
come to Shadow City with everything,” said one local zombie gnawing on the
medial temporal lobe of some poor soul’s brain, “and in no time hard luck hits
you like baseball bat to the head.”
This
wasn’t meant to sound like marketing copy, but losers are, in fact, made in
this town every day. Book your trip now!
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