BLACK LAGOON
A
201-year-old ghost was arrested for not being scary in the 600 block of
Haunted Mansion Row.
WITCHES MEADOW
No
bodies were raised from the Cemetery of the Dead last night.
TRANSYLVEINYA HILLS
A
thief took a stolen brain this morning from Frankenstein’s lab.
VALLEY OF DOOM
A
31-year-old man driving a 1970 red Plymouth Valiant was arrested for evading a
Peterbilt truck from Hell that had intentions of running him off the road.
MAD SCIENCE DISTRICT
Someone
vandalized Mr. Hyde’s laboratory yesterday evening. The damages would’ve cost
$5,000 to make. Mr. Hyde is offering a $500 reward to the one(s) responsible
for the “renovations.”
DOWNTOWN TRANSYLVEINYA
Forgery
and money scams did not take place in
the 1300 block of Crooked Corner Lane.
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