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Monday, August 3, 2020

Ancient mummy missing

By Barry Olde
Staff Dust To Dust Writer

The Mummy was reported AWOL over the weekend. According to officials, the classic monster had a two-day head start. After an exhaustive search of the famous Valley of Doom tomb, authorities found the bandage-wrapped fiend halfway down the hall making a “run” for it. He was heavily fatigued and very much out of breath.