By Barry Olde
Staff Dust To
Dust Writer
The
Mummy
was reported AWOL over the weekend. According to officials, the classic monster
had a two-day head start. After an exhaustive search of the famous Valley of
Doom tomb, authorities found the bandage-wrapped fiend halfway down the hall
making a “run” for it. He was heavily fatigued and very much out of breath.
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