Tuesday, August 11, 2020

Firing squad kills an Igor for unsafe lab practices

By Anita Beeker

Staff Labs & Lasers Writer


A firing squad executed an Igor last night in the Mad Science District for unsafe lab practices. It seems the inept lab assistant didn’t follow the proper lock-out/tag-out procedures required when confronted with a faulty lab laser in his master’s lab. Poor Igor could’ve been killed.

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