Saturday, August 1, 2020

Human World, beware; Deadly monsters are coming!

By The Killer
Staff Destroy-All-Things Writer

The most vicious, snarling and evil blood suckers, skull crushers and soul takers of the monster universe lined up extra early last night in Witches Meadow for the annual Witching Hour Fest-evil, when witches open the Great Portals to allow large groups of said deadly creatures to slide from the monster universe into the human world in preparation for Halloween night. According to Transylveinya officials, all of the murderous fiends were orderly, wore face coverings, and kept six feet apart to protect against COVID-19.

1 comment:

  1. Ha ha!! This has turned out to be a great platform for light commentary on Covid-19. Thanks Mike!