Wednesday, August 5, 2020

Vending machine cheats several mad scientists

By E. Norm Ouslyupset

Staff Complaints Writer


Several mad scientists lost money they put in a vending machine selling brains last night. These evil geniuses inserted their coins in the money slot, made their selections, and just as the machine was about to vend the brain of their choice, the organs got stuck against the glass on the way down to the dispense tray. Those mad scientists who were cheated had failed to notice the very large “OUT OF ORDER” sign posted on the appliance. They all got no brains.  

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