Wednesday, September 25, 2019

Star Sightings: Freddy Krueger

TWO THREE, BETTER COUNT THOSE SHEEP — Razor-gloved slasher psycho Freddy Krueger was seen last night at a Downtown Transylveinya watering hole having a few drinks with some counting sheep. Sources said at one point in the evening, he had his arm around one of the wooly animals and was singing along with Fleetwood Mac’s “Dreams.”

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