Friday the 13th, full moon & more

It’s going to be quite the night!

It’s Friday the 13th …

A full moon is out …

There’s a lightning storm on its way with enough activity for Dr. Frankenstein to harness the power needed to bring his newest creation to life …

Teenagers opened several mysteriously-locked R.L. Stine “Goosebumps” books …

A member of the Worrell family just finished building a tree house in the same oak a long lost ancestor used to seal away a deadly troll …

A devil-red 1958 Plymouth Fury is rolling off the assembly line …

A somewhat absent-minded skip tracer and a drunkard drained a pool of lethal, genetically altered piranha into the river system of the world …

An unwise archeologist opened a mummy’s tomb …

Gremlins ate after midnight and were exposed to an ungodly amount of water …

Some imbecile said the words “Klaatu, barada, Nnnn … Necktie” over the Book of the Dead …

Two dimwits at the Uneeda Medical Supply building accidentally released a military-produced chemical called 2-4-5 Trioxin, which rose into the air, fell back to the earth, and is now seeping into the ground of the nearby cemetery …

A babysitter put the kids to bed, then invited her boyfriend over for some lessons in French …

On the roof of a nearby apartment building, the Keymaster and the Gatekeeper are opening a supernatural gate for Gozer-worshippers …

Ummmm …

Can someone say house party? It’s happening over at that home built on ancient burial grounds.