The
G.O.A.T. of all goatsuckers is dead. Charlie Chupacabra died in an epic battle
late last night at The Alamo. Bad guys had been picking off more inferior
goatsuckers in the area for weeks, and just when we thought our chupacabra
brethren had them outnumbered, a plot involving U.S. military and rounds and
rounds of unnecessary fire power was hatched to hit us where it hurt — and boy
did it hurt. They got Charlie in the process. More and more G.O.A.T.s are being
bred every day. Sequels are in our future.
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