Monday, August 2, 2021

Mayhem monkeys attack afternoon adventurers

MONSTER ISLANDS -- A small group of mayhem monkeys attacked a couple of human adventurers yesterday afternoon who were heading up the Junk River in a small fishing boat. These primates are dimwits. They stole the couple’s pogo stick and ate it, bounced up and down on their boat, and tried driving their picnic basket down the river.

No comments:

Post a Comment