Monday, July 11, 2022

JLP Podcast takes a spin in some haunted vehicles


By Tulayne Blaktop Staff Roads Writer

Choose the haunted vehicle of your choice, climb inside and hold on tight. You’ve got the pink slip. The vehicle’s got you! 

The Jack-o’-Lantern Press Podcast celebrates this Monster Monday with episode 98 right here about the haunted vehicle.

“During the show,” said podcast co-host Michael Picarella in a recent interview with JLP, “my brother Tom and I take a look at a list of scary cars from BloodyDisgusting.com, and you can play along with us as we decide if he and I agree with this list or if the list is seriously missing some key scary vehicles.”

Here’s the BloodyDisgusting.com article.

Join Mike and Tom on the podcast as they board Doombuggies and explore and test drive some of the coolest haunted vehicles to hit the road and beyond.


Oh, and if you’re into Doombuggies, check out this brief history of the ride vehicles right here on Doombuggies.com.

Before Mike gets into his history, Tom brings up a Haunted Mansion coffee mug he’s drinking from, though, in the show, it almost sounds like he’s drinking from an “Alice in Wonderland” Mad Hatter cup. Here’s what he’s really talking about:


As for history, Mike covers vehicles that receive their curses mysteriously…

Then there are those, he says, where extraterrestrial forces provide the terror…

He also shares how some vehicles just make drivers go mad, as seen in this classic Goofy cartoon you watch here on YouTube called “Motor Mania”... 

And let’s not forget about vehicles that are from another dimension…  


Mike goes into a more thorough history of the haunted vehicle as he shares how the one in R.L. Stine’s book “The Haunted Car” came to be. Check out “The Haunted Car” here and also the “Goosebumps Monster Survival Guide” that Mike reads from in this part of the show.

Tom talks about strengths and weaknesses of various haunted vehicles, and he covers the surface on those vehicles where the horror is engineered, which he pulls from the following books by author and roboticist Daniel H. Wilson:

- “How to Survive a Robot Uprising”

- “How to Build a Robot Army”

- “Where’s My Jetpack”

There’s a list of types of haunted vehicles Tom gives during the podcast that could probably use some more exploration. He combined various lists for his list, which causes a bit of confusion in the show and forces an intermission — it’s reason for some intermission music, anyway. Here’s a link to a page that has a lot of that information that Tom shares.

Oh, and for that history of James Dean's Porsche 550 Spyder that Tom mentions, check out this article about it.

Mike lists more movies, TV shows and books than he normally does on these Monster Mondays. Here are the movies he mentions (with links to where you can stream them), some suggested by sponsor CJ Brezensky from the “Found This” YouTube channel:

- “Duel” (1971)

- “The Car” (1977)

- “Christine” (1983)

- “The Hearse” (1980)

- “Crash” (1976)

- “The Wraith” (1986)

- “Wheels of Terror” (1990)

- “Rubber” (2010)

- “Killdozer” (1974)

- “Maximum Overdrive” (1986)

- “The Car: Road to Revenge” (2019)

- “Goosebumps” (2015)

Here are the books Mike mentions:

- “18 Wheels of Horror”

- “18 Wheels of Science Fiction”

And here’s some TV content Mike rattles off:

- Goofy in “Motor Mania” (1950)

- “Catching Cold” from “R.L. Stine’s Haunting Hour” (2011)

- “Groovie Goolies” (1970)

- “Scooby-Doo and the Goblin King” (2008)

BONUS CONTENT: Mike forgot to bring up a haunted vehicle from a cartoon worth mentioning. Back in 1968, Hanna-Barbera created the cartoon "Wacky Races," totally worth digging up. Each cartoon was a race between 11 race-car teams, including the Gruesome Twosome in the Creepy Coupe.


You can find out more about the Coupe in this article about all 11 vehicles in the show. And you can also purchase some cool Creepy Coupe merch — the car here or a coffee mug here or cool shirt here.

But back to the podcast: Mike also talks about where in Transylveinya listeners are most likely gonna find haunted vehicles. Listen to what he says, then find out how to get to those locales by first purchasing “Transylveinya Traveler” from JackoLanternPress.com or Amazon.


Here's that BloodyDisgusting.com article again for when exploring the most famous cars in horror. Do you agree with the article’s top 13? Do you agree with Mike and Tom’s picks?

To end the show, Mike and Tom share a few cool “haunted vehicle” items you can buy. There’s “The Car” toy car here.


Here’s Vintage Spooky Company’s Spook Bus.


And here’s the Ghostbuster’s Lego kit Tom talks about.


Overall, this is a longer Monster Mondays episode than usual, but, like the haunted vehicles Mike and Tom talk about, it keeps on moving.

Sponsors of this show include CJ Brezensky’s YouTube channel “Found This” right here and, of course, Nightmare365.com.

To add to the conversation, go to the Monster Revolution Facebook group page and tell us what you think. Don’t be shy. The monster revolution is upon us! In fact, that vehicle you’re sitting in should get you there in no time, so step on it.

Friday, May 13, 2022

Victim at large in Camp Blood


By Jack O. Lantern “Head’ Writer/Editor

CAMP BLOOD — It’s only the morning of Friday the 13th and Jason Voorhees has already got a 17-year-old female victim at large, Camp Blood officials said in a report. 

According to Jason’s dead mother, the victim, Betsy Bottoms, showed up last night with a group of teenagers. They were drinking, making out and skinny-dipping in the lake, she said.

“Jason was able to pick off a few of the little brats late last night while they were swimming, but one of those little hussies got away,” Mrs. Voorhees told Jack-o’-Lantern Press in an interview from her grave. “She even managed to stab my little boy in the eye with a pair of hedge shears. His eye will grow back in a sequel, no doubt, but that’s not the point. Those things are sharp!”

Camp counselors said they expect a storm tonight, which should kick up right as it gets dark — in true Camp Blood/Friday the 13th fashion. They expect Jason to catch up with Ms. Bottoms before the night is through.

According to Mrs. Voorhees, Jason is currently lying dormant during the day, but he’ll be out soon to finish unsettled business with little ol’ Betsy, don’t you worry. 

Camp Blood officials ask that if you see Ms. Bottoms or have any tips, please contact the Friday the 13th Special Victims Stalker Unit at FT13SVSU@CampBlood.mon using the Monster World Wide Web. They also advise psycho slashers out there to make wise choices by picking off victims during jump scares. Helpless teens are less likely to stick you with garden tools if they don’t know where you’re coming from.

Monday, May 9, 2022

Tickets now available for deadly voyage through liquid space


By Jack O. Lantern “Head’ Writer/Editor

MONSTER ISLANDS — Join the Jack-o’-Lantern Press Podcast for a voyage through liquid space on this Monster Monday. First-Class tickets are cheap and the U.S.S. JLP submarine is now boarding wherever you listen to podcasts. 

This is the first in-monster cruise since before the pandemic. As we return to “normal,” be assured that all abnormal cruise members and guests must be vaccinated, all surfaces aboard the water vessel are disinfected every 666 seconds and Halloween masks are mandatory. That’s because Paradise Cruise Services has your safety as their No. 1 priority. And that’s too bad because that defeats the purpose of the cruise, which is why this particular voyage to “paradise” is going to dive into even deadlier waters, where guests will face off with a variety of bloodthirsty water monsters in oceans and seas, lakes and rivers and swamps. Bad luck to you!

Click HERE to take the voyage on Apple podcasts.

All you Spotify explorers click HERE.

It’s Monster Monday. You’ve made it through Transylveinya to the Monster Islands Docks. Time to get your sea legs (no land lovers here). Your skippers welcome you aboard the U.S.S. JLP. Once inside the submarine, make yourself uncomfortable in Cabin 13. Next stop: THE UNKNOWN.

Tuesday, January 4, 2022

‘Elevator Game’ takes you down


By Jack O. Lantern

‘Head’ Writer/Editor


Why would any human being with any care for life want to play a game that offers even the slightest chance of not surviving by the end? Games are supposed to be fun. Though, fear can be fun, so long as you come out clean. But if a game can truly threaten your life, offering no guarantees that you’ll walk away with your life by the end of said game (like when you walk out of a movie theater after watching a horror movie or when you step off a roller coaster that you just survived), then it’s the person who must want to die that can be so willing to play.


A young man (we’ll just call him Frederick, if that’s OK with you) was testing that premise. He’d come across a video on the Nightmare365 YouTube channel called “Playing the Elevator Game.” It was a video that algorithmically presented itself to Frederick because he’d been watching dark and macabre content all evening, including videos of people spending the night in haunted cemeteries and those in their own bathrooms, turning off the lights and repeating the words “Bloody Mary” in a type of chanting. Frederick had never bought into the Bloody Mary nonsense or the Ouija board ridiculousness (in real life, who really does?), but the Elevator Game, which, come on, folks, seems no different, caught his attention.


So, here are the rules of the “Elevator Game” as Nightmare365's Matt Douglas explains them in the video on his video with his brother Greg: “You get into the elevator on the first floor. You press four. When you reach the fourth floor, you don’t get off.”


Matt is explaining all this over video of Greg recording himself actually doing this in a Los Angeles hotel elevator. Once the doors open on the fourth floor, Greg follows the next rule of the game -- he hits the button for floor two on the panel. The doors close, the elevator presumably moves down two floors.


“When you reach the second floor,” Matt continues in the video, but interrupts himself to comment on Greg’s response in the video: “Oooo, look at your face.”


Greg says he’s nervous, but not for what might await him at the end of the game, rather for the awkward scenario that might confront him if the elevator doors open and someone goes to get on but runs into Greg’s camera phone, which would be in this poor individual’s face. 


Instead, the doors open to an empty second floor.


“Alright, so once you get to the second floor,” Matt continues, “you press (the button for) the sixth floor.”


At this point in the video, we still don’t know exactly what is supposed to happen by following these rules of the Elevator Game (unless you’ve done your homework). But we continue. The doors open to an empty sixth floor, Greg punches the button for floor two.


“This is where it can get spooky for people,” Matt says in the video.


Doors open. Empty second floor. Greg hits 10. 


As the elevator seemingly rises up toward the top of the building, Greg finally gives us a hint of what’s to be expected from this game: “I thought she was gonna come in right here.”


Doors open. Empty 10th floor. Greg hits five.


It’s at this point in the video that we learn from Matt what to expect from the Elevator Game if you do it properly: “When you reach the fifth floor, a girl will come in. The woman is not human. Don’t talk to her, don’t look at the girl. If you do, she will take you away. So now ... the fifth floor ...”


The elevator descends, Greg’s reflection seen in the shiny metallic doors. He doesn’t appear to be nervous. The digital read-out near the button panel shows the floors skipping by: 8, 7, 6 ... 


The doors open, Matt kinda screams in the video, but in a mocking way at the empty space on the fifth floor.


“Nothing,” Greg says.  


Yup, no girl. 


But if you were to play this game and there was a girl on that fifth floor at this point, you would then, as Matt instructs, not talk to her, not look at her. 


You would next press the button for the first floor. Two things might happen then: If the elevator descends to the first floor, it’s best you exit the elevator and never look back. But if the elevator goes up, well then, you’ve just gained access to the “Other World.” When you reach the 10th floor, you’d know you’re no longer, as they say, in Kansas anymore. According to some players, if you look out the windows, you might even see a red cross in the distance.


But what does any of that mean, this girl, this visit to the “Other World,” and a red cross? Frederick wondered as he watched the Nightmare365 video. To him, experiencing any of that might mean his own death. But the video, as you would expect, did not capture any such images and, as of this writing, Matt and Greg are just fine, living their best lives in New Jersey state.


Frederick read through the video comments to see what people were saying, perhaps to verify that Greg had carried out the steps properly in the video or to see if others had tried the game and succeeded in “crossing over.” One such individual wrote several months prior in the comments: “I saw the girl in your video.”


But the video, for the record, showed no girl in the video. There is, once Greg lands back on the first floor at the end of the game, a woman off to the side mopping the floor, but nothing more than that. 


Frederick watched the video again to see if he'd missed something. No, aside from the maid with the mop, no girl. No girl! But Frederick watched it yet again. And again. Still no girl.


He clicked on the “I saw the girl in your video” comment and went to that YouTuber’s channel. There’d been no activity on his page since his comment on the Nightmare365 “Elevator Game” video. 


Frederick did a Google search of the guy, found his other social media pages. No activity since posting the YouTube comment. Frederick searched for the guy’s name in the news. Nothing. 


Growing tired, Frederick called it a night, and that was that for his curiosity with the Elevator Game.


Until two weeks later.


Frederick got a YouTube alert on his phone indicating that someone had responded to his comment on Nightmare365’s “Elevator Game” video. But Frederick didn’t post a comment.


He clicked on the alert and found himself in the video’s comment section. There was no comment from Frederick there, to be certain, but he saw a new comment for the video from some other user: “I also saw the girl in your video.”


This comment was posted mere minutes after the other comment, which, again, had been several months prior. But Frederick read all the comments previously and he did not see this one. According to its date, it would have been there. 


Frederick searched online for the user and, like the other user, found that this one had also not posted anything anywhere since posting the comment on the Nightmare365 “Elevator Game” video. He searched for this individual’s name in the news as well. Nothing.


That’s when Frederick got another YouTube alert on his phone indicating that someone had responded to his comment on Nightmare365’s “Elevator Game” video. This comment, again, was obviously not a response to Frederick because Frederick never left a comment, but it had just been posted seconds ago. And it was: “I saw the girl in the video. And I saw the ‘Other World.’ And I saw the cross. Get me out. GET ME OUT!”


Haha! Lame, Frederick thought. He searched the user online and sent her a message:


"Emily, I saw your message. You’re probably joking, lol, but did you really see a girl in the video? Where? I’ve watched the thing many times. I know it’s a little shaky, but I went frame by frame. Was it the woman mopping the floor that you saw? I’m hoping you’re not just messing."


Frederick sat glued to his phone (as if he wasn’t glued to it before) and waited, hoping for an immediate response from this "Emily" girl. And then, just when he was about to give up ... Yeah, no, she didn’t respond right away.



* * *


The Tommy’s world-famous quarter-pound chili cheeseburger Frederick was eating was to die for. He hadn’t thought about the message he sent Emily for a while now, when he took a giant bite out of his burger and saw an alert from Emily’s account on his phone, which was resting next to his chili cheese fries:


"Frederick, hi, this is Emily’s sister. I just saw your message and I’m sorry to tell you that Emily has passed. I don’t know how close you two were, but just so you know, we already held the services."


Frederick set his tasty burger down and responded to Emily’s sister, asking what had happened. After a few messages back and forth, Frederick learned that Emily’s heart had stopped. She had been on her computer watching a video. The time of death was, after Frederick checked her comment on the Nightmare365 video, moments after she posted that.


This threw Frederick into a deeper dive for the other two YouTubers’ identities (the two who had posted about seeing the girl in the “Elevator Game” video). And when his search was complete, Frederick went back to his burger and fries, which were now cold. But he ate them and enjoyed them, probably more now than when they were warm.


Then he went back to his phone, back to the Nightmare365 “Elevator Game” video, and he watched it over again, for the who-knows-how-many-times time.


“Do you like scary and spooky stuff?” Matt asks at the beginning of the video. “Well, then you came to the right place. Because we’re talking about ...”


Greg finishes the sentence with: “The Elevator Game.”


Frederick watched as Greg (in the video) steps into that Los Angeles hotel elevator. He watched Greg hit the button for floor four. He watched the doors open to an empty fourth floor. He watched Greg hit the button for floor two. He watched the doors open to an empty second floor. Nothing that happens in the video was a surprise to Frederick because he’d seen the whole thing many, many times.


Until that last time Greg gets to the fifth floor. And those doors open. And there’s a young woman standing right there. How could Frederick have missed her in his previous viewings? He’d missed her because she was not there!


Frederick looked right at the young woman in the video. He spoke to the woman in the video: “Where did you come from?” 


The video continues with Matt’s mocking scream. Greg still says, “Nothing” in the video, as if Matt and Greg couldn’t see that woman standing right there. Greg, as he did all the other times Frederick watched the video, takes the elevator down, down, down to the first floor. But this time in the video, the doors open to a darkened 10th floor, another world. The “Other World.” 


That’s when Frederick did what the others had done: He posted a comment to the video: “Yes, I saw the girl. I finally saw the girl.”


And then Frederick experienced what he found the others each had experienced themselves:


Emily’s death was without warning. The other two YouTubers had actually left notes before their passing, which Frederick had learned about when he researched them further.


The first guy wrote that the “Elevator Game” was not a curiosity, but rather an obligation he’d finally made good on. The second guy had written that watching the video was a debt he had to settle. Frederick never got the chance to write a note of his own. But he lay there, breathless, with a look of relief on his frozen, dead face. There are those who believe we all must pay for our sins. That guilt is strong. So strong that it makes some folks even willing to play a game that could take their lives in the end.


Anyone out there looking for a shot at the Elevator Game? Click HERE to watch now.