Chupacabra dish is for suckers

By Capa Chubra

Staff Strange Breeds Writer

VALLEY OF DOOM -- It’s more than a tasty meal. 

Chupacabra dishes in these parts are always desired, especially since some travel miles of the desert  with no food or water, and are in need of nourishment.

If you’re in the Valley of Doom, here’s all you need to prepare a chupacabra meal that you’ll scream for.

INGREDIENTS:

We’ll get to this shortly.

DIRECTIONS:

Go to an open area in Chupacabra Village.

You’ll need something to contain the catch. Dig a six-foot-deep bowl in the ground. Then coat the hole with barbecue sauce (blood works, too).

Gather as much dead wood and dry woody debris as possible, and stack it in a big pile near your hole. Light the pile on fire. (This will signal an army of those goatsuckers.)

Take off your clothes and climb into the hole.

HERE ARE THOSE INGREDIENTS WE SAID WE'D GET TO:

You’re it!

Chupacabra will be there shortly to enjoy the dish. Didn't we tell you that you’d scream for it?