Trains without drivers a thing of the future, a mess for today

BLACK LAGOON -- Humans are testing self-driving freight trains in the human world, and monsters are in a race to do it for reals, and to do it much better. They sent a train loaded with freight at full speed with no living thing on board.

It crashed into the Bayou Train Station early this morning.

“The problem is we forgot to put a robot in the train or make the train self driving,” said Ono Oops, a representative for the Transyl-vein-ia Railroad. “We just flipped the switch and let her go.”

Other trains were sent on their way before the accident. All 17 of them were without any sort of self-driving mechanisms as well. Sources expect more train destruction very soon.