Aliens seen this morning

By Evi Dent

Staff Writer of the Obvious

UFO SPRINGS -- A group of aliens were seen early this morning before the sun came up over UFO Springs. There were some extra-terrestrials at the mini mart near Rover’s Hill, too. And more at the gas station across the street. A whole parking lot of alien families at the Martian Drive-In. This is UFO Springs -- aliens are everywhere.