Al
Lien, 56, is more than thrilled. In fact, he’s relieved. He just won the $15
million jackpot and says he’s getting his alien butt off the planet LV-426.5, which
is basically a large hunk of the planet LV-426 that Ellen Ripley blew up many
years ago, as depicted in the 1986 movie “Aliens.” Lien said life’s been tough
on “this ghetto planet that doesn't have one In-N-Out Burger, just nasty humans in spacesuits." After collecting the first sum
of his winning next month, he’ll be moving to California to enjoy the good life
and plenty of Double-Doubles with animal-style fries.
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